Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Pledge to Nanook

This pledge to be read on the 27th day of the 11th month on the 2012th year after the birth of the son of the Christian God under a nearly full moon at the geographic coordinates N 44.47, W −73.19.

I pledge undying allegiance to the great Nanook,
whose great knowledge of hunting will guide me through my hungriest hour,
whose vehemence towards those who cheat will maintain equality throughout the world,
and whose power over all bears in the world will protect me in times of need,
And my taking this pledge,
I vow to never go against the rules of hunting or society,
I will undertake all obstacles that I may encounter with just myself,
and I accept the consequences that may come my way by negating the rules.

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