A Hymn to Loki

Loki, god of cunning, I pledge my allegiance to you

All other deities should take their rightful place below you

In speech, the other three were lack luster 

And in debate, it was all the others that Loki did fluster 

Apollo in his world promised drink, music and fun 

But without some solid leadership, I think his reign can be considered done

His description of the ideal party was a little lame 

Simply, drinking and dancing lacks a certain flame 

Next, Kali who said she’d be a good mother 

But with that ferocious attitude, I prefer someone other

Furthermore, her promise for the future was some sort of protection

But this was far to patronizing and therefore she is not my deity selection

And Nanook promised me some delicious meat 

But to me, the eating of animals is not a respectable feat 

He even admitted that he did not have too much power

And the prospect of having a weak leader leaves me sour 

Alas, there is charismatic, democratic, diplomatic Loki

Answering and speaking with a refreshing tone of honesty

Even though with ease he can shape shift 

He will not trick his beloved followers with this gift

His promises of prosperity and democracy are true

We need this attitude to have a nation that’s fresh and new 

Attending to the specific desire of those that worship 

He is a peaceful leader rather than one with a tyrannical grip

About no other god can you say the same 

So everyone should go ahead and praise his name