Welcome to the playboy mansion, the humble abode of Dionysus. Dionysus’s lucrative ability to attract beautiful women caused him to seek out a home that would give him ample opportunity to pursue his sexual goals. The playboy mansion can throw a party like no other place, as the god of parties, Dionysus needed a pad where he could throw RAVE’s for his God homies as well as strikingly attractive mortals. In addition to the standard playboy mansion, as the god of wine, Dionysus remodeled all devices that normally dispense or hold water (swimming pools, fountains, sinks, faucets) to dispense various flavors of the finest Franzia wine in the universe.
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